"…yaknow, and I was like, dude… and he was like, ‘it’s your choice, man, you either give me your guitar, your money, or that bag of clothes.’ And I was like, ‘I choose none. And seriously, if you get any closer to me, I’m going to knock your teeth out, you’re going to be swallowing your teeth in seconds.’ So, as he was coming towards me, he’s going – ‘man, this isn’t Philladelphia. This is Canada.’ And that was the moment, that was the moment I knew, like – you’re not getting stabbed, you’re probably not getting robbed, this guy clearly has no idea, and I kinda chuckled at him, I was like, oh my god, yaknow… kickin’ the door, yelling, ‘Chuck! Chuck!’ So I got the guy by the throat, he’s got my arm, and the door finally opens, and Chuck, Chuck Ragan’s standing there, his hair’s all mussed up, he’s got no shirt on, and he’s just got a towel around his waist. And he goes, looks around and goes, ‘what in god’s name is goin’ on out here??’ It was like, yaknow, like your dad or something – and I was like ‘Chuck, this motherfucker’s trying to rob me!’ And I got him and the guy kinda looks at me, and he looks at Chuck, and I think he kinda, it registered like, ‘oh man, I’m in way over my head.’ And he backed up and kinda started scrambling away, and Chuck looked at me, and he was like ‘what in the hell??” and I was like, ‘yeah man, it’s crazy!’ and he goes ‘LET’S GET HIM!’"
— Dave Hause, on getting mugged in Canada with Chuck Ragan (via transistor-subsidal)